Apparently, the Family Research Council's Tony Perkins thinks Trump should get a "mulligan" on his Story Daniels affair. I doubt the evangelical leader would have been as forgiving if Obama had cheated on his wife . . .

“Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. My last confession was so many years ago I cannot remember . . . These are my sins. I had an affair with a porn star shortly after my third wife . . .”

“Third?”

“Um . . .yes, but don’t worry the other two wives were INSANE and the Church, God bless them, saw fit to annul the marriages. Or at least I think they did. I could be wrong. Which would be a first, believe me.”

“I see. And is this the only illicit relationship you have had . . .”

“Only? No, no, no. There was that Playboy bunny, and oh so many more. Believe me! See, I’m a HUGE star. Women, and I'm telling you gorgeous women, they just let me grab their puss . . .”

“Mulligan.”

“I get a pass? Oh, thank you, Father! I knew I had a fantastic relationship with the Catholics.”

“Um, no. I’m going to refer you to Father Mulligan. He’s our resident exorcist.”