Coronavirus Ranking, number of confirmed cases (recoveries)
๐จ๐ณ 80,945 (64,198) โ Our work is done.
๐ฎ๐น 17,660 (1,439) โ More wine, please.
๐ฎ๐ท 11,364 (Numbers may be not be reliable because kooky people still like to lick mosque walls . . . Um)
๐ฐ๐ท 7,979 (510) โ Goddamn crazy Korean cults!
๐ช๐ธ 5,232 (193) โ More wine, please.
๐ฉ๐ช 3,675 (46) โ รรผbermenschlich! Fee fill be beaten NICHT beim "Firus"!
๐ซ๐ท 3,667 (12) โ Enjoying the staycation, having afternoon sex; stinky soft cheeses and unfiltered Gauloises cigarettes. Cough, cough.
๐บ๐ธ 1,952 (6) โ Best healthcare system IN THE WORLD ๐Those 43 deaths are a small price to pay for FREEDOM!
๐ฉ๐ฐ 1,589 (1) โ Happiest people on earth, smiling a little bit less than usual.
๐จ๐ญ 1,139 (4)
๐ณ๐ด 996 (1) โ Party is just getting started.
๐ธ๐ช 814 (1) โ Ditto. Cue the ABBA. โWaterloo! Waterloo! Donโt know what this songโs about. Waterloo! Waterloo!โ
๐ณ๐ฑ 804 โ Donโt take your finger out of the dyke, Jan. No, not that dyke! The levee! Donโt take your finger out of the levee!
๐ฌ๐ง 801 (19) โ Nothing to see here! Move along, move along. (Special relationship comes with special favors from our special friends across the pond.)
๐ฏ๐ต 701 (118) โ Asking, What's all the fuss? Olympics are still a go, right? Right? Helloooo?! Is this thing on?!
โด 696 (325) โ Looky here! Wait! Come back!
๐ง๐ช 556 (1) โ More chocolate, please.
๐ถ๐ฆ 320 Qatar . . . Or is it Quttr? Youโd think with their money, theyโd be able to afford some more consonants. โIโd like to buy a โKโ for $200.โ
๐จ๐ฆ 306 (8) โ Lot of people wishing Trudeau self-isolated a few years ago.