14. Gauntlet

About fifty yards long and three yards wide, the corridor is lined with small, barred windows and piss-yellow steel doors on the left side, a bank of windows on the right. As I make my way towards the bathroom, I see that most of the cells are cramped single-occupancy hutches like my own.

Halfway down the cell block, however, there are two cells side-by-side which are three times larger. Each accommodates four prisoners who are locked up behind a chain-linked fence. Judging by the elaborate tattoos that cover their torsos and thighs like an exoskeleton, many of the men moldering in the larger cells are yakuza.

In the first of these two cells, a middle-aged man sits on a cushion, fanning himself, while another leans up against a wall, his nose in a comic book. Two other inmates sit cross-legged before a small fold-up table, engaged in a quiet, but intense game of Old Maid.

I’ve read that yakuza consider time spent in jail a “holiday”, and, upon release from prison, can expect to receive a bonus equivalent to what they would have earned had they been out on the streets menacing society. These guys, however, don’t seem to be enjoying their “vacation” all that much. If anything, they look bored to tears. I suppose that a gaijin like myself walking past their cell must bring, as they say in the joint, a little ray of sunshine into an otherwise cloudy day, because they all perk up as I shuffle by.

Gaijin,” they murmur to each other. “Check out the gaijin.”

Approaching the end of the corridor, I find a weather-beaten old man, eyes clouded with cataracts, staring vacantly out of his window. Like Castaway at the other end of the cell block, the old man’s thin, wizened body looks as if all but the very last drops of life have been wrung out of it. Even so, just as I am passing, this fossil of a man lets out a harrowing scream that gives me such a fright that I’ll be damned if I don’t nearly soil myself.


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4. Pearls

Listen: I once lived next to a man in his late fifties who had been a Japanese gangster for most of his life. He even had a lapel pin from the Yamaguchi Gumi crime syndicate[1], just like any respectable salaryman might have.

Perhaps it was only mutual curiosity, but we really hit it off, that gangster and me, and during the year or so that we were neighbors, we would often drink together. On one of these drinking sessions in the messy, sunless little rabbit hutch he was living in, he said there was something he wanted to show me.

The man was always playing Show and Tell.

“This is the knife I cut my pinky off with,” he said on one occasion, and, opening a small wooden box, pulled out a shriveled little brown digit. “And this here’s my pinky.”

I’d expected more of the same, memorabilia of his life in the yakuza, only this time, the crazy old man, hopped up off the tatami floor and pulled his pants down, showing me his dingdong. It was as bumpy as a crook-necked squash. He fingered one of the bumps and moving it around explained that he’d had pearls implanted just under the skin.

“Women love it,” he assured me.

“Oh, I’m sure they do. Now can you put that thing away?”

[1] The Yamaguchi Gumi (山口組) is Japan’s largest organized crime syndicate with as many as 36,000 members. It accounts for about 46% of the gangsters in Japan.


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